愚人节那天下午，妈妈和我一边看电视一边等着爸爸回家。
On April Fool's day, my mother and I watched TV while waiting for my father to go home.
爸爸一回家就说：“看我给你带回了什么？”“哇啊！蜜蜂”，我吓得连忙逃到妈妈背后。
As soon as Dad came home, he said, "look what I brought back to you." "Wow! Bee, "I was so scared that I ran behind my mother.
妈妈不怕蜜蜂，她大胆地走过去，定睛一看，假的！“你看看这儿！”“啊——老鼠！”妈妈也被吓坏了，和我一起逃回了房间。
Mother is not afraid of bees, she boldly walked over, fixed eyes, false! "Look here!" "Ah - rats!" My mother was also frightened and fled back to the room with me.
我和妈妈商量着晚上怎么报复爸爸：“我觉得应该这样……！”妈妈忙点头：“好！”
My mother and I discussed how to revenge my father at night: "I think it should be..." Mom nodded: "OK!"
晚上，当爸爸坐在沙发上看电视的时候，我对爸爸说：“爸爸，我帮你按摩吧。”爸爸一开始不同意，妈妈说：“难得儿子帮你按摩，你就答应吧！”爸爸就同意了。www.zuihuowenan.com
In the evening, when my father was watching TV on the sofa, I said to him, "Dad, I'll massage you." At the beginning, my father didn't agree with me. My mother said, "it's rare for my son to massage you. You can promise!" Dad agreed.
我按了一会儿，假装咳嗽了几声，妈妈就走过来，按着爸爸的两只脚脖子。我马上点爸爸脚上的穴位。爸爸痒的哭笑不得：“我输了，我输了！”
I pressed it for a while, pretended to cough a few times, and mom came over and pressed dad's ankles. I'll point the acupoints on dad's feet right away. Dad itched: "I lost, I lost!"
爸爸拿假的动物吓我们，我们就挠他的脚心，让他痒的受不了。
Dad scared us with fake animals, so we tickled his feet and made him itch.